GM. It’s October 24th, 2025 and this is Yup That Exists, the newsletter that’s been linked to spontaneous Amazon orders, poor financial decisions, and extreme levels of dopamine.
Here’s what’s draining your wallet today 😈 …
This is what happens when your decorative pillows have seen too much. The Screaming Face Pillow looks like it just found out rent is due tomorrow. Perfect for Halloween… or just expressing your daily existential dread in 3D form.
This company makes feline-friendly furniture, and their masterpiece is a $1,900 oak dining table with a hole in the middle, just for your cat. Because apparently, dinner isn’t complete without a furry face judging your life choices from the centrepiece. It’s handcrafted, absurdly elegant, and 100% proof that pet owners have gone too far. Why just feed your cat when you can give them their own seat at the table?
Someone made a toy that lets you pop bubble wrap forever. It’s called Infinite Bubble Wrap, and it gives you endless satisfying pops without ever running out. Each click releases a tiny burst of dopamine strong enough to make you forget why you were anxious in the first place. It’s stress relief, boredom killer, and emotional support all in one little plastic square. Forget therapy, just start popping.
Never suffer through bland food again. This mini Sriracha keychain lets you unleash fiery chaos wherever you go — from boring office lunches to first dates. Because true spice lovers know… flavor emergencies can happen anywhere.
Finally, a shirt that turns your back into an interactive game board. This genius tee comes with scratch zones so you can guide someone to the exact itchy spot like a human GPS. No more awkward shoulder wiggles or missed spots.
⚡ Impulse Buys
🎃 The F*ck You Candle → Shop here
🌭 A Hanging Cat Clothes Hanger → Why does this exist?
👽 That’s No Moon Star Wars Maternity Shirt → I regret nothing
📺 Frankenstein Pokemon plushie → Add to cart. Immediately.
That’s all for today. But don’t worry, we’ll find more stuff to ruin your budget soon.
—YUP Team
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